Start Up Company, Bear Butt Team

Yup that’s right folks Michael & Dylan are two average joes “shaking the freakin eagle out of it nest.”

(full disclosure as Bear Butt Team Specialist we love eagles)(I bet you didn’t know there was Bear Butt Team Specialist)

So Many Hammocks To Choose From…

Have you ever noticed that there are over 259 other hammocks to choose from? Lets all be honest with

each other here. They are basically all the same, yeah one might be an inch or so longer or shorter.

One might be blueyer or redyer or purpleyer(those are words) but they are basically all the same.

As Bear Butt Team members (& Specialist.) we like to have fun with those who purchase our products.

Take a look at our reviews and be part of the team.

Coupons For Daaaaaaaays…

Nothing gets me more stoked than coupons! How many of you buy $35 worth of crap on Amazon

just so you can get free shipping? I know I did until I went prime (once you go prime you never go back)

Well anytime you purchase one of our products simply respond to one of our emails that we send you

and we will give you a coupon for your next purchase. (That is how we get friends, we buy them)

Way Too Easy Money Back Promise…

Our promise is that our product is just as great, better or the bestest out there and we back it with our

silly willy promise. For example if you get little Charlie a hammock for his birthday and he says

“hey auntie, I hate hammocks” you will probably want to punch him(so mean of you) but what you should do

is contact us and say “Hey Bear Butt Team Specialist, I want a refund.” And poofy poof we will give

you your money refund within 6 hrs and you can keep the hammock. Yea you can keep the freakin hammock.